Wow, I meant to get this out A LOT earlier, but, life got in the way lol Thank you so much for all the support guys, it means a lot! I honestly didn’t expect this blog to really go anywhere, but I’m glad so many of you have found stories you’ve been able to enjoy. You’re amazing, and stay safe out there. But don’t worry, The Undertaker has your back~
Originally posted by roarofalannister
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
The Undertaker is an odd one when it comes to aftercare. Sometimes he will, sometimes he won’t. When he does, he is so soft. He makes sure you’re comfortable and if you need anything at all. But when he doesn’t, well, it’s because he has to take care of business elsewhere.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part is probably his hands. They are so vital to his job of carefully tending to departed ones. But also, because he can use them on you to please you in several ways that he just gets so happy about. On you? It’s your hands as well. It’s a two way street. Your hands can do so many things and being able to touch and be touched is so wonderful.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He definitely prefers releasing inside you. Waste not want not, right? But it depends, could be mouth, could be ass, could be pussy. Just depends on where the both of you are at and where his dick is. As for yours…well, just give it to him already! He LOVES it whenever he can get you to come. Literally seems to thrive on it. So just give it to him and he will be happy.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
The Undertaker loves dressing you up and roleplaying. Nurse? Yes, please, take care of him. His little prince(ss)? He will happily doll you up in the finest attire he can find or make and worship you like the royalty you are. It definitely keeps it interesting and he springs it up randomly.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Well, he’s pretty old. And he’s seen A LOT of things. But that doesn’t mean he knows how to properly do it in practice. Yes, he knows how to make someone cum. But he wants to learn more than just that, and the fact he has found you in a partner that is willing to try, he’s more than grateful for that. Even with previous experience, the Undertaker understands that each person’s body is different and reacts differently to a range of stimuli. He will find yours and he will dedicate your time together to make you experience bliss every time.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He likes you pressed up against something, legs wrapped around his waist, and your hands in his hair or scrapping along his back. It’s his favorite because of how close he can be with you and the fact you’re practically holding onto him for dear life so you don’t fall. Just being able to be fully in your presence makes him smile.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
This man has two sides to him. That fun-loving and giggly side that sometimes you cannot get him to shut up laughing while you’re having sex, but also…that darker and more serious side. That’s the one you both dread and hope for. This is the side that understands you fully and knows every twisted and dark desire you want him to do to you. Don’t worry though,he’ll grant those wishes.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Have you seen his mane of hair? You better believe this man is groomed to perfection. However, he probably dyes his pubes black. They are silver like his hair, but he thinks that makes him look hella old and after one time of you saying “Huh, they’re gray.” Not silver, he didn’t want to think about how old he actually is.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He’s not overly romantic during sex. Honestly won’t go out of his way to be romantic either. The most romantic thing you will probably get from him is in the middle of it, he’ll randomly compliment your or say ‘I love you’ and honestly, when it’s unexpected from him, it makes it all the more sexy and intimate. Because you know he’s still thinking about those things, even if he isn’t voicing them out loud.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Absolutely refuses to masturbate on his own. He hadn’t actually ever done it until he walked in on you doing it one day and just stared at where your hand was before a smirk came to his face. “Why don’t I join you, dear?” He would grin and sit across from you and pull out his own cock and would languidly stroke it to whatever rhythm you would move your hand. The activity would become something of a past time and if he found out you did it without him again, well, expect to not walk for a day or two.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Coffins. He fucking loves coffins. He loves fucking in coffins. If he came home and you came out of a coffin trying to scare him, he’d shove your right back in and show you how to ‘properly’ make some noise in a coffin.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
A graveyard is his favorite place to do it. One, because of the souls that were there, and two, because there is a risk of getting caught. He loves the idea of fucking you up against a mausoleum with a hand pressed firmly against your mouth to keep you quiet. Well, as quiet as you can be with your lover plowing into you from behind.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Just the fact that you’re upright and walking with a heartbeat is enough to get him going if he thinks about it. And he thinks about it fairly often considering his professions surrounds him with dead bodies. Or, if he listens to your heartbeat for long enough, that can get him going too.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Do NOT call him anything related to being a fiend, a devil, or a sex-crazed demon. Considering his previous profession, he will not find that amusing or cute at all. It’s honestly best to avoid even mentioning it.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
This is a hard one. While he loves giving because he can watch you squirm, there is something oddly satisfying for him to see your lips wrapped around his member while your eyes look straight up at him. At the beginning of your relationship, he would quickly tell you how to position your mouth, tongue, or hands to get the most out of pleasuring him. So now, he can sit back and enjoy the show because you both know the main course is after.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
His speed varies, but he’s definitely a rough fucker. You will ache when he’s done with you because he doesn’t want you to forget who gave you that pleasure. This could range from aching ‘down there’ or from bites on your neck or how tight he was holding you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Is not really a fan of quickies. The Undertaker would rather have full on proper sex at least once a day. More often than not it’s at least three times a day, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Which works as a comparison because he treats every time like the best meal he’s ever had. And will teasingly say “Thank you for being delicious” depending on how close it is to actual meal times.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Definitely down to experience anything and everything. He’s seen some kinky stuff in people’s cinematic records and he wants to try them with you to see if they actually feel good, or if it was just that person’s kink. But he likes the risk of getting caught. Ranging from having sex in a closed coffin while someone may be in the parlor to in a carriage or somewhere the risk is high, but unlikely. He won’t want to have you uncomfortable at all, so he’ll offer it up to you and if you don’t want to, he will not push it. He understands the meaning of the word ‘no’.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
At least four rounds. Seeing your continued flushed and squirming body under him is more than enough to get him going again and again. Thankfully, you can keep up pretty well, even if you are a mess after each round. He is great at calming you down only to bring you back up again. Truly, a strong-willed man.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Won’t even consider the idea of toys unless you bring it up. Because he has so many things he wants to do that consist of his own body, he wants to get to those first and foremost. But even then, he’d only want to use toys on you. After all, he finds it a lot more fun to tease you with toys and more ways to tease you with them than perhaps only his body can. Speaking of….
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, this man loves to tease. The Undertaker will find nearly every opportunity to do it as well. But, he prefers to tease with words more than with actions. Seeing you get riled up and frustrated is more than enough to amuse him and he’ll continue doing so until he’s had enough, or until you jump him. Whichever comes first.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Not very loud at all. He’d rather hear the sounds coming from you so he doesn’t want to mask yours with his. But when he does make noises, they consist of small grunts or muttered profanities. The latter if he is feeling especially great. But with you, that happens nearly every time he interacts with you in those wonderfully naughty ways.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
In regards to his roleplaying kink, he bought a maid outfit one time and asked you to wear it with such eagerness that you really couldn’t say no. But it didn’t start with sexy stuff right away. No, no. He maid you clean the first flower of the parlor and while you had been annoyed, you’d feel a hand pass up your skirt if he walked by, or his body right behind you to show you how to ‘properly’ clean something. Neither of you could take anymore really and you ended up cleaning each other in the bathroom.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
As mentioned previously, well-groomed dyed black pubes. But as for his member, he’s longer than average, but average thickness. More than likely uncircumcised, but you wouldn’t be able to tell unless he proved it. It just a very small amount of foreskin he’s got. Don’t worry though, he keeps himself very clean.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Considering how he’s seen so many cinematic records of people’s lives, he definitely has a high sex drive purely from all the different positions and acts he has seen in some of those records. He wants to play them out with you and see just how fun they are. You’ve been the longest partner of his, after all, and he wants to experience everything with you.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Won’t ever sleep afterwards. Ever. Honestly, he probably doesn’t sleep at all. Sleep is for the dead, and he isn’t dead. Well, he is, but he isn’t. But he prefers it this way because then he can watch over you if you fall asleep right afterwards. If he can stay with you that is. If he can’t, he tries to keep you awake until he comes back.
